50+ Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend | Naughty, Funny

Insulting birthday wishes for best friends: Friends are the ones with whom we spend most of the time. Their birthdays are the best occasion to wish them luck and to go out with them. In addition, it is a good time to wish them in a sarcastic and naughty way. The foundation of an authentic relationship is love, care, empathy, and insults. An insulting birthday wish will make them happy and make them laugh. You can also make a card with these wishes on it. Here is a list of the best insulting birthday wishes for best friends that are insulting. Use them to warm up their day. 

Sarcastic, Witty & Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

1. wishes for your best friend from here. But remember not to hurt their feelings.
2. It’s your 25th birthday but you haven’t thrown a single party till yet. What a parsimonious person you are! Anyways, happy birthday.
3. Since I don’t believe much in birthday surprises, let me tell you beforehand that I’m going to come to your place and expect to be treated with the best of drinks and a great party. Happy birthday and thanks in advance!
4. Dear friends, Happy birthday to one of my dearest friends. Have you noticed that I have not gotten “older”?
5. I know there’s no use of asking for a birthday party from you since I’ve not gotten one ever since we are friends. Happy birthday to the world’s most parsimonious person.
6. When I look at you, I can’t think of the worst part of getting older – because everything about it seems equally bad. Happy birthday.
7. There are two types of people in the world; one who gives birthday parties happily and one who goes underground on the birthday. You know very well about which category you belong to. Happy birthday!
8. We make such a great team—me with my good looks, charm, and intelligence, and you with your ability to be such a great friend to me. Happy birthday!
9. congratulations! Another birthday and you’re still in great shape! This shows that the healthy rules of life are an outdated concept! Happy Birthday!
10. Haha, you’ve turned 18 today. I remember the times when we used to fight when we were kids and you always cried like a crying baby. Happy birthday!
11. OLD is an abbreviation for Obsolete, Lazy and Dull. Congratulations for turning one year OLDer.
12. Dear friend, what is the point of celebrating your birthday when you are moving one step closer to death? I wish you a happy birthday!
13. Are you going to use your birthday as an excuse to get totally wasted? Because I’m in. Happy birthday!
14. Very good On your birthday, smile, all you can …! It’s great for wrinkles! Congratulations!
15. How long has it been since you’ve taken a bath? The reason why I’m asking this is that you smell awful. Happy birthday and go take a shower at least today.
16. Some people may tell you that age has added grace and maturity to your looks. That’s just a nice way of saying that you have become old and boring. Happy birthday.
17. Hey buddy, how about a sex doll as your birthday gift? Because I am sick and tired of your perpetual horny nature. Happy birthday you sick freak!
18. We know it’s your birthday today and you’re dying to throw us a splendid party. So, here we are. Happy birthday!
19. Unbearable! For your birthday, I will grant each and every one of your wishes,
20. My heartfelt condolences for you not being able to make even a single girlfriend so far and I know you’ll take this record forward. Be prepared to get into an arranged marriage. Happy birthday, loser.
21. Age is a funny thing because it adds years to your life, and also subtracts years from your life. Whichever way, it is never good news. Happy birthday.
22. Hey friend, if I get a chance to choose between you and 100 million dollars I would definitely choose the later one. Why the hell would I choose a broke friend like you? Happy birthday. Copied!
23. It is better to be one year older than one month late. Happy birthday!
24.  I have heard that people of a certain age become unbearable when they don’t get what they want! Happy Birthday!
25. Twenty-one and still a virgin! How is it even possible for a pervert like you? Don’t worry, I’ve bought a sex toy for you as your Birthday gift. Happy birthday, friend.
26. Friendship is all about give and take. You can take the gift I got for you ONLY if you give an awesome party in return. Happy birthday.
27. On your birthday, May god sucks out happiness from your life and make you beg even for a penny. Happy birthday my parsimonious friend!
28. I  wonder why you are celebrating the fact that you’re turning older. Nevertheless, I will attend your birthday party. Happy birthday!
29. The belly – It is natural to become more and more silent with age, and it is not easy to talk while putting your belly in! Congratulations!
30. I hope you are aware of that friend vs 10 million dollars meme? If I was to choose between the two, I’d have chosen dollars over you. Happiest birthday!
31. Don’t worry, I am right here by your side to help you mourn the death of your youth. Happy birthday.
32. I still wonder how on earth an extrovert guy like you became the friend of an introvert like me. Whatever happens, happens for the good. Happy birthday, friend!
33. Happy birthday to you and your newest chin.
34. STILL 29?!?!? When will recycling be done? Happy Birthday!
35. Everyone ages like a bottle of wine. Some ages like fine wine and some turn into vinegar. My friend, you are the latter one. Happy birthday!
36. It is amazing to see what a big difference one year can make in a person’s life. Last year, you were stupid and this year you have suddenly turned stupider. Congratulations and happy birthday.
37. If you don’t take the pledge of cutting your weight this birthday I won’t bring a birthday cake for you. Happy birthday my cute fatty friend!
38. I hate surprises, so I really hope you have good food at your party. Happy birthday!
39. We have learned that you celebrate another birthday. Well, maybe “celebrate” is certainly not the right word. Happy Birthday!
40. Hey, are you going to accompany us in having vodka shots? It would be better if you don’t as with age, one’s drinking capacity gets affected and your liver won’t be able to handle it thereafter. Happy birthday, old bud!
41.  On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there. Happy birthday.
42. My life was beautiful then you entered in it and everything become so gloomy. You seem like a curse on my life but still, I love you. Happy birthday my lousy friend!
43. You are a kind, beautiful, and amazing person. I hope you accept my birthday wishes and these lies on your birthday today!
44. So many candles, they make the cake look small! Happy Birthday!
45. Do you know why I came to your birthday party? Because I wanted to impress my taste buds with the food being served over here. Haha, happy birthday!
46. Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you, has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year. Happy birthday.
47. You are an ass of all trades but master of not a single thing. Happiest birthday to the most useless friend in this world.
48. I won’t lie—I’m only here for the cake. Happy birthday!
49. I have heard that your husband has given you a leather jacket for your birthday. It’s strange, and it seemed that he was very fond of that nice dog …!
50. I’m a very busy person and you must consider yourself lucky as I remember your birthday, not everyone gets the same treatment. Happy birthday stupid!
51. The true meaning of our friendship is that we can celebrate your birthday even if you are broke and you can be happy even if friends don’t have enough money to buy you a gift. Happy birthday.
52. Happiest birthday to the most grasping friend of mine. May God give all your money to me so that I can throw myself a party at least.
53. Another year has gone by but you haven’t gotten any wiser. Oh, well. Happy birthday!
54. Well, you don’t look so bad for a person your age.
55. I don’t know who are those people who give sensible advice to their friends if some problem arises as you only increase the level of my problems. Happy birthday to the biggest problem creator of my life.
56. I wish I could make fun of you on your birthday about your age. But with each passing year, I am getting older too. Happy birthday.

Funny, Naughty, Crazy & Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

Make your best friend’s birthday a memorable one because these are the things you will remember later in your life. It’d be best if the birthday wish was sarcastic enough so that your friend burst into laughter. Now you have to take care that the insulting tone must not get over the line. Otherwise, it will be very depressing for them. Now you may find it challenging to find some words which meet your criteria. That’s why we have listed the best insulting birthday wishes for best friends. Here are a few sarcastic and sassy collections of wishes so that you don’t have to bother.

It is a great idea to kickstart your best friend’s special day with laughs and sarcasm. Your best friend’s secrets are supposed to keep with you so you can also make some jokes about them. The point is to make their day special, whether you wish them through a message or over the phone or go to his/her place. Celebrating the birthday in this way will always make them remember about you. So pick the best-suited quotes and insulting birthday.